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Kamtacus is a ***, Don' t Let Him Fool You tinyurl.com/Kamtacusnewalbum DIrected: Heckedyouth Produced: Kamtacus Featuring: Jammerboy Pussy ass nigga I can see the fucking fear in your eyes Now let me fucking talk (Haha kam) Bitch [Chorus] Fuck the other shit bitch I’m piped up Piped up I just put the wok in the white cup White cup I just took his bitch and she might fuck She might fuck If I see a opp then I might bust I might bust Fuck the other shit bitch I’m piped up piped up I just put the wok in the white cup In the White cup I just took his bitch and she might fuck And she might fuck If I see a opp then I might bust Businnn Pussy ass nigga [Verse: 1] I just took a bag He just took a L Please don’t get me mad Mad I’ll send you straight to hell You the type to tell Tell You type to fail Fail I’m bagging Hella fast Damn I don’t need a scale Nah Did a lot of crime Never seen a cell Never Murder on my mind Mind But you could never tell murder on my mind Murder But you could never tell Nah I know you feel this shit Yeah Like you’re reading braille Bitch Fuck the other shit bitch I’m piped up Piped up I just put the wok in the white cup White cup I just took his bitch and she might fuck She might fuck If I see a opp then I might bust I might bust Fuck the other shit bitch I’m piped up Piped up I just put the wok in the white cup In the White cup I just took his bitch and she might fuck And she might fuck If I see a opp then I might bust Businnn [Verse: 2] I said I’m tired of this shit Bitch Time to take a risk Damn It’s either I’m getting rich Or I’m dying for this shit Haha You ain’t fighting fucking demons You just lying to your bitch Bitch Don’t make me find a reason To come slide on your shit I said I gotta get this paper By any means They hating me cause I’m following my dreams Shit is crazy for that motherfucking cash man Cha-Ching That’s why I eat the fuck up like I’m Pac-Man [Chorus] Fuck the other shit bitch I’m piped up Piped up I just put the wok in the white cup White cup I just took his bitch and she might fuck She might fuck If I see a opp then I might bust I might bust Fuck the other shit bitch I’m piped up piped up I just put the wok in the white cup In the White cup I just took his bitch and she might fuck And she might fuck If I see a opp then I might bust Businnn HeckedYouthCollective 2022
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4 years ago 167 views kamtacus
The boys are hungry. Mrs. Cartman sneaks them some food and Cartman feeds some beef jerky to a cow. "Fun with Veal" S06 Subscribe to South Park: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7R27sAWc_DqOldtI1JcYhQ?sub_confirmation=1 Watch more South Park: https://www.youtube.com/southpark About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop Follow South Park: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/southpark Twitter: https://twitter.com/southpark Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/southpark #SouthPark #SouthParkS06 INT. STAN'S HOUSE - NIGHT Stan's mom, Kyle's mom Butters' mom and Cartman's mom are sitting on the couch. The dads come down the stairs. Stan's dad has tools. STAN'S FATHER Well, we tried everything. We can't get through the door without tearing apart the house. KYLE'S MOTHER (Looking at watch) Dear God it's been over thirteen hours. CARTMAN Ooh, but my poor little poopsie must be getting so hungry. Maybe we should get them a little food. STAN'S MOTHER Ms. Cartman, this is a battle of will. We need our boys to know that we're not going to cave in at all. CARTMAN'S MOTHER Oh, alright. KYLE'S MOTHER Let's all just go to bed and let them play their little game for as long as they can. EXT. STAN'S ROOM - NIGHT Butters jumps under the covers of Stan's bed as Kyle gets up next to him. BUTTERS G'night fellas! KYLE Good-night. Now Butters addresses the two calves on the bed with him. BUTTERS G'night patches. G'night Halloway. Then Butters addresses some of the other calves on the floor. BUTTERS (CONT'D) G'night Neptune. G'night Davis. G'night Bud. EXT. STAN'S HOUSE - NIGHT BUTTERS (V.O.) G'night Red. G'night Paulette. G'night Chastity. CARTMAN (V.O.) Butters, I'm going to kill you over and over again. EXT. STAN'S HOUSE - DAY Establishing. INT. STAN'S ROOM - DAY The boys are sitting around the room looking bored. Stan is pacing in front of the door and Cartman is slumped on the floor. CARTMAN Can't go on... Need Food... KYLE (Holding his stomach) I didn't realize hunger made you feel so bad. CARTMAN There's only one alternative you guys: We're going to have to eat a calf. KYLE NO, CARTMAN! WE'RE NOT EATING A CALF! CARTMAN Alright, then we're going to have to eat Butters. KYLE He might be right, dude. BUTTERS Aw, heck. Just then, a picnic basket of food dangling from a pole appears in the window. STAN Wait, what is that? The boys run over to it. Cartman jumps off the bed holding a huge picnic basket which he has received through the window. He brings the basket down to the floor and the boys gather around it. Stan opens the basket to reveal a bunch of food. Fresh fruit and vegetables. STAN (CONT'D) DUDE! CARTMAN FOOD!!! EXT. STAN'S HOUSE - DAY Cartman's mom is standing out front of the house with a huge pole that she used to hoist up the food. Stan and Kyle's moms come out the front door. STAN'S MOTHER Ms. Cartman! What are you doing?! CARTMAN'S MOTHER Ooh, I just can't stand to see my baby suffer. KYLE'S MOTHER Oh Dear God you've ruined everything! INT. STAN'S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS The boys gather around the food. KYLE Alright! Stan takes two apples off the top and walks to the corner of the room holding them like trophies. STAN See, now we can hold out for WEEKS! The other boys are still digging in the basket. CARTMAN Look! Beef Jerky! KYLE YEAH! And Fried chicken! BUTTERS OH BOY!!! STAN Wha-? The three boys dive into the basket and sit on the bed chowing down beef jerky and fried chicken. BOYS MMMMMMM!!! STAN Dude! What are you guys doing?! KYLE We're eating, dude. STAN You're eating MEAT! What the hell do you guys think we're doing all this for?! KYLE Hey, I'M doing it to save little BABY cows. I'm not gonna stop eating meat all together. BUTTERS Me neither. CARTMAN Yeah, if you don't eat meat at all you become a pussy. Stan goes and sits in the corner with his apples. STAN Well that's fine, you guys can live off of FLESH but I'm NEVER EATING MEAT AGAIN. CARTMAN Go ahead, that's more for us. (Offering some jerky to a calf) You want some beef jerky buddy? Yes who's the buddy? Who's hungry? Who's the hungry man? The calf eats the jerky. KYLE Dude, that's messed up. Stan sulks and bites into an apple with a crunch.
5 years ago 215,354 views South Park Studios
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Video: Lil' ITH
3 days ago 8 views Lil' ITH
Barbara DeDrew (Kate McKinnon) and Furonica (Kristen Wiig) show off the cats available for adoption during the Thanksgiving Catacopia giveaway. [Season 42, 2016] #SNL #ThankfulforSNL Subscribe to SNL: https://goo.gl/tUsXwM Stream Current Full Episodes: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live Watch Past SNL Seasons:  Google Play - http://bit.ly/SNLGooglePlay  iTunes - http://bit.ly/SNLiTunes Follow SNL Social - SNL Instagram: http://instagram.com/nbcsnl  SNL Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/snl SNL Twitter: https://twitter.com/nbcsnl SNL Tumblr: http://nbcsnl.tumblr.com/ SNL Pinterest: http://www.pinterest.com/nbcsnl/
9 years ago 7,857,289 views Saturday Night Live
Official lyric video for "Victim Playing (feat. JAYJ)" FLOYDD'S INFERNO OUT NOW! Stream it here: https://linktr.ee/poszzzer Twitter: https://twitter.com/poszzzer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/poszzzer/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/poszzzer TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@poszzzer Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/poszzzer Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/artist/prettyboi-floydd/1538414398 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/30YrPGQzpuM4Tp4ihWPIXS YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@poszzzer SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/poszzzer Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/artists/B08MFPQGMY/prettyboi-floydd Pandora: https://www.pandora.com/artist/prettyboi-floydd/ARj5kcKp9nXzdZ6 Tidal: https://tidal.com/browse/artist/22008584 Napster: https://us.napster.com/artist/prettyboi-floydd Deezer: https://www.deezer.com/us/artist/112068222 Bandcamp: https://poszzzer.bandcamp.com/ Produced by @rossgossage Mixed and Mastered by @WizardLeeBeats LYRICS: Showed resilience again and again Back summer fifteen, just a pad and pen They didn’t fuck with me, that didn't stop me then Coulda played victim, but I worked instead Fuck the whole system, imma get revenge You don’t get shit done if you play defense Whole clique two faced, fuck ya lame ass friends It was all love then, but I changed since Fuck you and your toxic ends I don’t ever wanna make amends You know I don’t play pretend So let’s stop acting like we’re friends I beat up the pussy, I do it again She wanna come in the back of the Benz Only if you bring a couple of friends (whoa, whoa) When they tell me to do it, I do it like Steve I make this money, I do it with ease I’m in the club and I do what I please (yeah, yeah) All this resilience Just so that you could play the victim Fuck the whole You don’t get shit done Showed resilience again and again Back summer fifteen, just a pad and pen They didn’t fuck with me, that didn't stop me then Coulda played victim, but I worked instead Fuck the whole system, imma get revenge You don’t get shit done if you play defense Whole clique two faced, fuck ya lame ass friends It was all love then, but I changed since Say you changed, Okay Fuck you friends, two faced Read your bluff, unfazed Leveled headed, I stay The weak gon die, and real gon rumble Eat that shit when the cookie crumble Me and my brother been doing the hustle (whoa, whoa) Feins got higher, supply dead fire Counting this money, eyes get wider I'm in the jungle with lions and tigers (yeah, yeah) All this nostalgia I’ve been feeling so lost without ya Fuck these other hoes You’re the one I know Showed resilience again and again Back summer fifteen, just a pad and pen They didn’t fuck with me, that didn't stop me then Coulda played victim, but I worked instead Fuck the whole system, imma get revenge You don’t get shit done if you play defense Whole clique two faced, fuck ya lame ass friends It was all love then, but I changed since
Video: Poszzzer
4 years ago 850 views Poszzzer
Trey Songz - Chi Chi feat. Chris Brown (Official Audio) Lyrics: [Intro] Got, got it on smash Got, got it on smash [Chorus: Chris Brown & Trey Songz] Pull up in that Bentley GT Skrrt, skrrt, beep, beep Girl, meet me in my bed I'ma go down eat, eat Ride them chi chis Know I'ma skeet, skeet, oh yeah, baby Got me on repeat, bitch wanna freak me Girl, I know you ain't from 'round here Shut up, shut up, make you cum easy What up? What up? Pussy come easy [Verse 1: Trey Songz] She gon' make me go insane when I Kiss ya lips, kiss ya shit Spit on it Girl I'ma let you feel that drip, feel that drip Don't let me think or analyze Swirl that tip, slow motion on the side Take that dick Don't give me lip, girl When you're laying on your stomach And I grip them hips tights Don't you think 'bout running from me When I slip inside [Chorus: Chris Brown & Trey Songz] Pull up in that Bentley GT Skrrt, skrrt, beep, beep Girl, meet me in my bed I'ma go down eat, eat Ride them chi chis Know I'ma skeet, skeet, oh yeah, baby Got me on repeat, bitch wanna freak me Girl, I know you ain't from 'round here Shut up, shut up, make you cum easy What up? What up? Pussy come easy [Verse 2: Chris Brown] They don't, they don't know, Papi chulo Runnin' up a check, you see it They don't, they don't go Dame Culo, 'cause you know my shit amazin' They don't want no smoke, want no smoke Bitches wanna have a nigga baby She get down on all fours, hop on the pole A hunnid more minutes Baby I'm 'bout to give you rounds so wild Bump and grindin', it's the perfect timing I'ma turn you out, no lyin' You gon' see [Chorus: Chris Brown & Trey Songz] Pull up in that Bentley GT Skrrt, skrrt, beep, beep Girl, meet me in my bed I'ma go down eat, eat Ride them chi chis Know I'ma skeet, skeet, oh yeah, baby Got me on repeat, bitch wanna freak me Girl, I know you ain't from 'round here Shut up, shut up, make you cum easy What up? What up? Pussy come easy [Outro: Trey Songs & Chris Brown] Make you cum Pussy come, pussy come, pussy come easy Make you cum Pu-pu-pussy comes easy Make you cum Official Music Video: https://youtu.be/N0a-I8vjBKA Thanks for Watching! Subscribe for more and turn on post notifications! #ChrisBrown x #TreySongz x #ChiChi
Video: Honey Pouke
7 years ago 123,770 views Honey Pouke
Thank you for watching our version of the Jack Sprat nursery rhyme! You are able to watch this traditional song with subtitle. We added some additional lyrics - so the song is a little bit longer than usual. It is a good education for your toddlers to learn English. The lyrics are like this: "Jack Sprat could eat no fat His wife could eat no lean And so between them both, you see, They licked the platter clean. Jack Sprat could eat no sweets His wife could eat no fruits, But what they held together Is wearing cowboy boots. Jack Sprat could drink no cola His wife could drink no water Jack couldn’t drink more than his wife Because he is much shorter. Jack Sprat could eat no fat His wife could eat no lean And so between them both, you see, They licked the platter clean." Subscribe our channel for more nursery rhymes and don't miss anything: https://goo.gl/QDAcdY Watch our playlist of all our nursery rhymes: https://goo.gl/xN4jdg ---------------------------------------- We are on Facebook: https://goo.gl/WRPn5E Visit our website for more nursery rhymes: https://www.itsybitsykidsmusic.com More songs for kids on our channel: https://youtube.com/ItsyBitsyKids ----------------------------------------- Produced by matmoti. #ItsyBitsyKids #JackSprat #NurseryRhymes
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6 years ago 23,351 views ItsyBitsyKids
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13 years ago 1,125,041 views MagicBox English
🔥 Qiayz – “Pussy Eater” • SoundCloud (Original): https://soundcloud.com/qiayz/pussyeater • Spotify (2021): https://open.spotify.com/track/7a9yjr9MAG5XXP2LfxszM9 • Apple Music (2021): https://music.apple.com/gb/album/pussy-eater-single/1588520056 👉 Subscribe & hit the bell so you never miss a drop 🔔 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3RWkAw1jtq5rfw00BzPflg Follow Qiayz for updates & exclusives: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/qiayz/?hl=en • X (Twitter): https://x.com/qiayz • TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@qiayz?lang=af-ZA From the original SoundCloud upload to the 2021 revamp — press play, feel the growth, and ride the wave. #Qiayz #PussyEater #NewMusic #HipHop #Rap
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14 years ago 218,848 views Qiayz
Roz welcomes back comedian and writer Nori Reed to discuss the spooky lore of Kenyon College (allegedly America’s most haunted campus), Nori’s take on conspiracy theories, and whether Gen Z is the most psychic generation. Want to share YOUR paranormal experience on the podcast? Email your *short* stories to GhostedByRoz@gmail.com and maybe Roz will read it out loud on the show... or even call you! Be sure to follow the show @GhostedByRoz on Instagram. Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/3WwYCsr #GhostedbyRoz #ExactlyRight Host: Roz Hernandez Guest: Nori Reed Senior Producer: Jiha Lee Associate Producer: Christina Chamberlain Mixing Engineer: Edson Choi Video Editor: Mark Schroeder Music By: Brendan Lynch-Salamon Booking Agent: Patrick Cotnoir Executive Producers: Karen Kilgariff, Georgia Hardstark and Danielle Kramer Listen to Ghosted! by Roz Hernandez: On iHeart: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1119-ghosted-by-roz-hernandez-30549921/ On Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ghosted-by-roz-hernandez/id1450864418 On Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ra955RzTPKWl5VQmlXldc?si=2d3b2712683a4a3f On Ghosted! by Roz Hernandez, prepare to discuss ghost stories, psychic experiences and all things that go BUMP in the night. Comedian Roz Hernandez (she/her) is joined every week by celebrity guests, paranormal professionals and maybe…GHOSTS! Human listeners are invited to share their paranormal experiences to be read aloud. Email them to ghostedbyroz@gmail.com. Now available on the Exactly Right network. Follow Ghosted! by Roz Hernandez on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ghostedbyroz Follow Ghosted! by Roz Hernandez on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@itsrozhernandez Also subscribe to the Exactly Right channel! https://www.youtube.com/ExactlyRightMedia Exactly Right makes podcasts for fans of true crime, comedy and pop culture. Created by Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark, hosts of the hit podcast My Favorite Murder. Follow Exactly Right on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ExactlyRight/ Follow Exactly Right on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ExactlyRightMedia Follow all Exactly Right podcasts: https://www.exactlyrightmedia.com
Watch more FUNNY compilations from TODAY 👉 https://youtu.be/DZEJUzaKo9w Subscribe 👉 http://9Soci.al/L72O50GjSJY | Aussie hero Daniel McConnell recounts how he helped police catch a vandal in nothing but his jocks. Transcription by request below: Daniel: Ohhh well it's really quite funny I was, I was in bed sleepin' at ahhh 2'o'clock this mornin' me wife comes in and says: "Ohhh the shops been, ahhhh, someone ran into the shop!" And I said "Oooahhhh what!?" So aahhh I jumped outta bed and all I had was me undies on and I've walked out the front and I seen ahhh the car smashed and I seen the bloke walkin' back to the car! And so I've walked outside and I said "Oahhh whatayadoin' mate!? Like, ya can't be leavin' the scene," and he goes "Don't be a hero mate," and I said "I'm not tryna be a hero, but the police are commin'," and he just decided he'd scoot up the road and I just said "Naahh it's not goin' on like that mate." So I jumped in me car and I started chasing him up the road and then he went down a side street and then the police were commin' and I flashed them and sent them off in the direction of him, but MATE, all I had was me jocks on and I was chasin' him up the street and I'm just like "MATE, LIKE!" Reporter: Because you told me this is your mates shop and you didn't want him to get away? Daniel: "Yeah, nah, nah. It's it's well it's me mates mums had this shop for like forty odd years, and ahh, look at it. Look at it! Reporter: It's a mess isn't it? Daniel: Beyond a mess! Oohh well like, words can't explain how it is mate, like. Reporter: Now Daniel you've managed to put some pants on in the meantime. Daniel: Yeah mate hahah. Reporter: That's good to hear. Do you feel like a hero? Daniel: Ohhh, well not really it's just somethin' you gotta do for the community mate. It's like you look after your mates and your mates'll always look after you. Wake up with TODAY Weekdays from 5.30AM / Weekends from 7.00am on Channel Nine. Get more TODAY at: http://www.todayshow.com.au/ Like TODAY on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/iwakeupwithtoday/ Follow TODAY on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheTodayShow Follow TODAY on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetodayshow/ #KarlStefanovic #aussiehero #Mate #TodayShowAustralia
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9 years ago 34,103,439 views TODAY
From Stanley Kubricks Full Metal Jacket. This is the OTHER hooker scene quoted. No embedding because of copyright issues. 00:00:17:05 00:00:19:09 Ten-hut. 00:00:21:05 00:00:22:17 -All right. -My, oh, my. 00:00:22:21 00:00:25:19 -Good morning, little schoolgirl. -Look at this lady. 00:00:25:23 00:00:28:01 I'm a little schoolboy too. 00:00:28:10 00:00:29:17 My, my, my. 00:00:30:07 00:00:33:14 -What you got there, chief? -Do you want number one fucky? 00:00:34:18 00:00:37:14 Hey, any of you boys want number one fucky? 00:00:37:19 00:00:40:04 I'm so horny, I can't even get a piece of hand. 00:00:40:08 00:00:43:13 -Me want sucky. -Sucky, fucky, smoke cigarette in her pussy. 00:00:43:17 00:00:46:07 She give you everything you want, long time. 00:00:46:12 00:00:50:10 Everything you want. Hey, how much there, chief? 00:00:50:14 00:00:52:20 -Fifteen dollars each. -No. 00:00:55:05 00:00:57:20 Fifteen dollar beaucoup money. 00:00:58:01 00:00:59:07 Five dollar each. 00:00:59:11 00:01:01:06 Come on, she love you good. 00:01:01:10 00:01:02:23 Boom-boom long time. 00:01:03:03 00:01:04:20 -Ten dollars. -Five dollars. 00:01:05:00 00:01:06:12 No. Ten dollars. 00:01:06:15 00:01:08:20 Be glad to trade you some ARVlN rifles. 00:01:09:00 00:01:11:20 Ain't never been fired and only dropped once. 00:01:12:18 00:01:14:12 Okay, $5. You give me. 00:01:14:16 00:01:17:00 -Okay, okay. -All right. 00:01:18:07 00:01:19:15 Let's get mounted. 00:01:25:01 00:01:26:15 Something wrong there, chief? 00:01:26:19 00:01:28:18 She says no boom-boom with soul brother. 00:01:28:22 00:01:30:12 What the motherfuck? 00:01:30:16 00:01:33:04 She says soul brother too beaucoup, too beaucoup. 00:01:33:09 00:01:34:17 What is this, man? 00:01:34:21 00:01:39:22 I think what he's trying to tell you is you black boys pack too much meat. 00:01:40:22 00:01:43:15 Too beaucoup, too beaucoup. 00:01:43:19 00:01:45:11 Oh, shit. 00:01:45:15 00:01:49:08 This baby-san looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. 00:01:49:12 00:01:52:14 She say too beaucoup, too beaucoup. 00:01:52:18 00:01:54:16 Excuse me, ma'am. 00:01:55:09 00:01:57:09 What we have here, little yellow sister... 00:01:57:13 00:02:02:00 ... is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake. 00:02:02:05 00:02:04:18 But it ain't too goddamn beaucoup. 00:02:05:19 00:02:07:17 Okay, okay. 00:02:08:10 00:02:10:09 Okay, okay. 00:02:11:18 00:02:14:00 All right. Yeah. This is my boogie. 00:02:14:04 00:02:16:09 -Hey, we need a batting order. -I'm going first. 00:02:16:13 00:02:19:22 Back off, white bread. Don't get between a dog and his meat. 00:02:20:03 00:02:23:10 All fucking niggers must fucking hang. 00:02:23:14 00:02:26:17 -Hey, Animal, man. -You son of a-- 00:02:26:21 00:02:31:00 Hey, hey, I won't be long. I'll skip the foreplay. 00:02:31:05 00:02:33:12 -I don't want it after you, man. -Fuck you.
Video: Paulitoo
14 years ago 1,981,730 views Paulitoo
Because sharing is caring, dude. I don't own anything but the video and the work for porting the model from Bully: Scholarship Edition to MMD. CREDITS: Motion + Camera is by masterchief2021 (edited by me)! Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yISFuIE1R9w Jerry Model is ported by me, UplayR94 aka Tung-kun: http://tung-kun.deviantart.com/art/MMD-Bully-Jerry-638261250 Stage is by MMD3DCGParts: http://mmd3dcgparts.deviantart.com/art/MMD-Stage-38-485901077 Cookie is by salutcoucou: http://salutcoucou.deviantart.com/art/MMD-DOWNLOAD-Yummy-christmas-cookies-274721315 [*****Effects*****] TrueCameraLX HgSSAO o_VignetteHQ CheapLens CameraScreen ScanLines o_SelfOverlay_Soft o_LikeHDR o_toProcColor o_toProfileColor PostMovie Otome My Twitter Account: https://twitter.com/UplayR94 My DeviantArt Account: http://tung-kun.deviantart.com/
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9 years ago 6,232 views UplayR94
VA - Rocket-Media Proudly Presents... OFFICIAL VIDEOS * REMASTERED 4K / 8K: https://tinyurl.com/m8bdkhwx *************************************************************** *************************************************************** Paralyzer * HITS * Vibes: https://bit.ly/4bYHwZH Paralyzer * DANCE * Vibes: https://bit.ly/3RuadFp Paralyzer * ROCKS * Vibes: https://bit.ly/3yVWUqU Paralyzer * CLASSIC * Vibes: https://bit.ly/4b2WRqz Exelixis * FESTIVAL (+ PLUS) * RED: https://bit.ly/3Rpz8Kk Exelixis * FESTIVAL (+ PLUS) * BLUE: https://bit.ly/4eqSEQo Exelixis * FESTIVAL (+ PLUS) * BLACK: https://bit.ly/3KLbNPA Exelixis * FESTIVAL (+ PLUS) * GOLD: https://bit.ly/3xjoBtm ●▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬● █║▌█║█ Comment ✔ Like ✔ Share ✔ Subscribe █ ▌║▌█║ ●▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬● ► Official * Music * Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw ► UnOfficial * 4K / Lyric * Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipeN9r2V_eI ► Wikipedia: https://tinyurl.com/2s46n72t ► Lyrics [Intro] Hmm It's like, I don't care about nothin' man Roll another blunt, yeah (Ohh ohh ohh) Aw, cool La da da da-da-da La, da daaa La da da da (Lemme sing this song) La da da da (Yeah) La da da daaa [Verse 1] I was gonna clean my room until I got high (Ooh ooh ooh) I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high My room is still messed up, and I know why (Why man?) [Chorus] (Yeah hey) 'Cause I got high Because I got high Because I got high (La-da-da da da da-da-da da) [Verse 2] I was gonna go to class before I got high (C'mon y'all, check it out) I could'a cheated, and I could'a passed, but I got high, uh, uh Now I'm taking it next semester and I know why (Why man?) [Chorus] 'Cause I got high Because I got high Because I got high (Go to the next one, go to the next one; Backaaa) [Verse 3] I was gonna go to work but then I got high (Ooh ooh ooh) I just got a new promotion, but I got high Now I'm selling dope and I know why (Why man?) [Chorus] 'Cause I got high Because I got high Because I got high (La-da-da da da da da) [Verse 4] I was gonna go to court before I got high (Ooh ooh ooh) I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high (No you wasn't, yeah) They took my whole paycheck and I know why (Why man?) [Chorus] 'Cause I got high Because I got high Because I got high (La-da-da da da da da) [Verse 5] I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high I'm serious (Ooh ooh ooh) I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high Now I am a paraplegic and I know why (Why man?) [Chorus] 'Cause I got high Because I got high Because I got high (La-da-da da da da da) [Verse 6] I was gonna pay my car note until I got high I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high Now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (Why man?) [Chorus] Because I got high Because I got high Because I got high (La da da da da da da da da) [Verse 7] I was gonna make love to you (Oh) but then I got high I'm serious (Ooh ooh ooh) I was gonna eat yo' pussy too (Ooh) but then I got high (He trippin', he trippin') Now I'm jacking off (AAH) and I know why (Turn that shit off) [Chorus] 'Cause I got high (Keep going) Because I got high (Do that over, do that over, next one) Because I got high (Go, go, go, go) (La-da-da da da da da) [Verse 8] I messed up my entire life because I got high (Go, go, go, go) I lost my kids and wife because I got high (Say what? Say what? Say what? Say what?) Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (Why man?) [Chorus] 'Cause I got high Because I got high Because I got high (La-da-da da da da da) [Verse 9] I'm-a stop singing this song because I'm high (Backaaa) (Raise the ceiling, baby) I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high (Bring it back, bring it back) And if I don't sell one copy, I'll know why (Why man?) [Chorus] Yeah, hey 'Cause I'm high 'cause I'm high 'Cause I'm high (Are you really that high?) La da da da da da, La da da da, (He really is high, man) [Bridge] Shoop de shooby doo-wop Get jiggy wit it, skibbidy bee bop diddy do wahhh 'Cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high (Hey where the cluck at cuz) [Verse 10] Well my name is Afroman, and I'm from East Palmdale (East Palmdale) And all the tumbleweed I be smokin' is bomb as hell (Excellent delivery) I don't believe in Hitler, that's what I said (Oh my goodness) Yes, so all of you skins (Skins) please give me more head (mwahahaha) [Outro] (Backaaa) Afro- mutha fuckin m-a-n (M-a-nnnnnn) A, e, i, o, u (A, e, i, o, u), and sometimes W (Hahahahaha) We ain't gonna sell none of these muthafuckin' albums cuz Let's go back to Marshall Durbin and hang some mo chickens, cuz Fuck it Fuck the corporate world, biatch *************************************************************** ***************************************************************
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Please SUBSCRIBE - http://bit.ly/BWchannel Australian Tour Tickets - http://bit.ly/AUSTOURtickets Buy Coyote’s Book - http://bit.ly/BOOKbraveadventures Watch More - http://bit.ly/DTbite On this episode of Breaking Trail, Coyote is bitten by a Giant Water Bug! Also known as a Toe Biter, these Water Bugs pack one seriously powerful chomp. Using their beak like appendage they inject a strong enzyme into their prey to consume them from the inside out! They also use this same tactic to ward off predators, or in this case a Coyote Peterson… Get ready to see Coyote face his fears and brave the bite he has dreaded since his childhood! Hey Coyote Pack! Coyote and the crew are going ON TOUR in Australia and are super excited to finally meet members of the Coyote Pack in person! If you want the chance to meet Coyote, Mark and Mario make sure to buy tickets soon, because they are going fast! Australian Tour Dates and Ticket Links November 16th 2017 - Melbourne - http://bit.ly/AUSTOURmelbourne November 17th 2017 - Sydney - http://bit.ly/AUSTOURsydney *2018 WEST COAST NORTH AMERICAN TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT COMING SOON! HUGE THANKS to Brian Kubicki for hosting the crew at this location! To visit his amazing amphibian reserve check out his website for details - http://bit.ly/crfrogs Breaking Trail leaves the map behind and follows adventurer and animal expert Coyote Peterson and his crew as they encounter a variety of wildlife in the most amazing environments on the planet! The Brave Wilderness Channel is your one stop connection to a wild world of adventure and amazing up close animal encounters! Follow along with adventurer and animal expert Coyote Peterson and his crew as they lead you on three exciting expedition series - Emmy Award Winning Breaking Trail, Dragon Tails and Coyote’s Backyard - featuring everything from Grizzly Bears and Crocodiles to Rattlesnakes and Tarantulas…each episode offers an opportunity to learn something new. So SUBSCRIBE NOW and join the adventure that brings you closer to the most beloved, bizarre and misunderstood creatures known to man! GET READY...things are about to get WILD! New Episodes Every Wednesday and Friday at 7AM EST Subscribe Now! www.youtube.com/BraveWilderness Buy Coyote’s Book! http://bit.ly/BOOKbraveadventures Official Website: https://www.BraveWilderness.com Brave Wilderness on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bravewilderness/ Coyote Peterson on Twitter: https://twitter.com/CoyotePeterson Coyote Peterson on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/CoyotePeterson Coyote Peterson on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/CoyotePeterson Coyote Peterson G+: https://plus.google.com/100310803754690323805/about
8 years ago 21,029,288 views Brave Wilderness
This ME! is fake Not the real one, I made a YTP of the real ME! Lyrics: I'm a country bitch I like that cock in my butt I spend my day on the farm Eating chicken a lot My daddy calls me squirrel Cause I always swallow his nut I'm a country bitch I like that cock in my butt You're sucking her dick And all you think about is me (x2) I know you want these titties I know you wanna see (x2) You're digging up her pussy Still thinking bout me (x2) I know you want these titties I know you wanna see (x2) So keep digging, digging, digging And maybe in her pussy hole You will find me Keep digging, digging, digging And maybe in her pussy hole You will find me I see you Little country bitch Sitting with your pigs Your neck is so pretty And I really like your titty Do you wanna leave the farm and go to the city? I can be your daddy, sis Let me rub your tummy You can be my pretty bitch You can be my mommy My penis is Bread Your pussy is Salami Haha, I'm so funny (x2)
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The show kicks off with Larry King introducing Opie & Anthony after their summer vacations. Opie returned from the Outer Banks and dealt with Hurricane Irene, losing power for five days and dealing with looters at his rental beach house. Anthony faced the hurricane aftermath on Long Island with generator headaches. Jimmy was notably absent from vacation discussions. The crew discusses their vacation experiences in detail: 00:00:00 - Larry King intro and opening segment 00:05:00 - Opie's Outer Banks evacuation and hurricane experience 00:15:00 - Anthony's Long Island power outage and generator issues 00:25:00 - Opie's rental house looted, disputes with rental company 00:35:00 - Hurricane preparation and NYC mayor Bloomberg criticism 00:45:00 - Kenny's cruise ship vacation with near-drowning incident 01:05:00 - Kenny saves elderly woman in hot tub, ship details 01:20:00 - Erock's cruise ship vacation begins 01:40:00 - Erock's wife's difficult flight arrangements during hurricane 02:00:00 - Erock's cruise photos and Facebook updates 02:15:00 - Erock's hair experiment with Sun-In product 02:30:00 - Erock's spa treatments: massages, facials, acupuncture 02:50:00 - Erock's embarrassing electrocution treatment at spa 03:00:00 - Baseball home run calls from John Sterling 03:10:00 - Travis evacuated to Anthony's house during hurricane 03:20:00 - After-show with Sam Roberts discussing vacation stories 03:45:00 - Sam's 28th birthday and toy collection mockery 04:00:00 - Final birthday calls and Ron & Fez transition --- Never Off Air — Archiving the Opie & Anthony XM era (2004-2014). Auto-transcribed and timestamped for searchability.
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