Kamtacus is a ***, Don' t Let Him Fool You
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Produced: Kamtacus
Featuring: Jammerboy
Pussy ass nigga I can see the fucking fear in your eyes
Now let me fucking talk
(Haha kam)
Bitch
[Chorus]
Fuck the other shit bitch I’m piped up
Piped up
I just put the wok in the white cup
White cup
I just took his bitch and she might fuck
She might fuck
If I see a opp then I might bust
I might bust
Fuck the other shit bitch I’m piped up
piped up
I just put the wok in the white cup
In the White cup
I just took his bitch and she might fuck
And she might fuck
If I see a opp then I might bust
Businnn
Pussy ass nigga
[Verse: 1]
I just took a bag
He just took a L
Please don’t get me mad
Mad
I’ll send you straight to hell
You the type to tell
Tell
You type to fail
Fail
I’m bagging Hella fast
Damn
I don’t need a scale
Nah
Did a lot of crime
Never seen a cell
Never
Murder on my mind
Mind
But you could never tell
murder on my mind
Murder
But you could never tell
Nah
I know you feel this shit
Yeah
Like you’re reading braille
Bitch
Fuck the other shit bitch I’m piped up
Piped up
I just put the wok in the white cup
White cup
I just took his bitch and she might fuck
She might fuck
If I see a opp then I might bust
I might bust
Fuck the other shit bitch I’m piped up
Piped up
I just put the wok in the white cup
In the White cup
I just took his bitch and she might fuck
And she might fuck
If I see a opp then I might bust
Businnn
[Verse: 2]
I said I’m tired of this shit
Bitch
Time to take a risk
Damn
It’s either I’m getting rich
Or I’m dying for this shit
Haha
You ain’t fighting fucking demons
You just lying to your bitch
Bitch
Don’t make me find a reason
To come slide on your shit
I said
I gotta get this paper
By any means
They hating me cause I’m following my dreams
Shit is crazy for that motherfucking cash man
Cha-Ching
That’s why I eat the fuck up like I’m Pac-Man
[Chorus]
Fuck the other shit bitch I’m piped up
Piped up
I just put the wok in the white cup
White cup
I just took his bitch and she might fuck
She might fuck
If I see a opp then I might bust
I might bust
Fuck the other shit bitch I’m piped up
piped up
I just put the wok in the white cup
In the White cup
I just took his bitch and she might fuck
And she might fuck
If I see a opp then I might bust
Businnn
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The boys are hungry. Mrs. Cartman sneaks them some food and Cartman feeds some beef jerky to a cow.
"Fun with Veal" S06
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INT. STAN'S HOUSE - NIGHT
Stan's mom, Kyle's mom Butters' mom and Cartman's mom are sitting on the couch.
The dads come down the stairs. Stan's dad has tools.
STAN'S FATHER
Well, we tried everything. We can't get through the door without tearing apart the house.
KYLE'S MOTHER
(Looking at watch)
Dear God it's been over thirteen hours.
CARTMAN
Ooh, but my poor little poopsie must be getting so hungry. Maybe we should get them a little food.
STAN'S MOTHER
Ms. Cartman, this is a battle of will. We need our boys to know that we're not going to cave in at all.
CARTMAN'S MOTHER
Oh, alright.
KYLE'S MOTHER
Let's all just go to bed and let them play their little game for as long as they can.
EXT. STAN'S ROOM - NIGHT
Butters jumps under the covers of Stan's bed as Kyle gets up next to him.
BUTTERS
G'night fellas!
KYLE
Good-night.
Now Butters addresses the two calves on the bed with him.
BUTTERS
G'night patches. G'night Halloway.
Then Butters addresses some of the other calves on the floor.
BUTTERS (CONT'D)
G'night Neptune. G'night Davis. G'night Bud.
EXT. STAN'S HOUSE - NIGHT
BUTTERS (V.O.)
G'night Red. G'night Paulette. G'night Chastity.
CARTMAN (V.O.)
Butters, I'm going to kill you over and over again.
EXT. STAN'S HOUSE - DAY
Establishing.
INT. STAN'S ROOM - DAY
The boys are sitting around the room looking bored. Stan is pacing in front of the door and Cartman is slumped on the floor.
CARTMAN
Can't go on... Need Food...
KYLE
(Holding his stomach)
I didn't realize hunger made you feel so bad.
CARTMAN
There's only one alternative you guys: We're going to have to eat a calf.
KYLE
NO, CARTMAN! WE'RE NOT EATING A CALF!
CARTMAN
Alright, then we're going to have to eat Butters.
KYLE
He might be right, dude.
BUTTERS
Aw, heck.
Just then, a picnic basket of food dangling from a pole appears in the window.
STAN
Wait, what is that?
The boys run over to it.
Cartman jumps off the bed holding a huge picnic basket which he has received through the window.
He brings the basket down to the floor and the boys gather around it.
Stan opens the basket to reveal a bunch of food. Fresh fruit and vegetables.
STAN (CONT'D)
DUDE!
CARTMAN
FOOD!!!
EXT. STAN'S HOUSE - DAY
Cartman's mom is standing out front of the house with a huge pole that she used to hoist up the food.
Stan and Kyle's moms come out the front door.
STAN'S MOTHER
Ms. Cartman! What are you doing?!
CARTMAN'S MOTHER
Ooh, I just can't stand to see my baby suffer.
KYLE'S MOTHER
Oh Dear God you've ruined everything!
INT. STAN'S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS
The boys gather around the food.
KYLE
Alright!
Stan takes two apples off the top and walks to the corner of the room holding them like trophies.
STAN
See, now we can hold out for WEEKS!
The other boys are still digging in the basket.
CARTMAN
Look! Beef Jerky!
KYLE
YEAH! And Fried chicken!
BUTTERS
OH BOY!!!
STAN
Wha-?
The three boys dive into the basket and sit on the bed chowing down beef jerky and fried chicken.
BOYS
MMMMMMM!!!
STAN
Dude! What are you guys doing?!
KYLE
We're eating, dude.
STAN
You're eating MEAT! What the hell do you guys think we're doing all this for?!
KYLE
Hey, I'M doing it to save little BABY cows. I'm not gonna stop eating meat all together.
BUTTERS
Me neither.
CARTMAN
Yeah, if you don't eat meat at all you become a pussy.
Stan goes and sits in the corner with his apples.
STAN
Well that's fine, you guys can live off of FLESH but I'm NEVER EATING MEAT AGAIN.
CARTMAN
Go ahead, that's more for us.
(Offering some jerky to a calf)
You want some beef jerky buddy? Yes who's the buddy? Who's hungry? Who's the hungry man?
The calf eats the jerky.
KYLE
Dude, that's messed up.
Stan sulks and bites into an apple with a crunch.
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I'm all delicate and spry,
Cravin' the vee-vee,
For the hell of it, why?
'Cause I got's good taste.
She say I look bang as fuck,
With that oochie juice on my face.
You know I keep my body in
Mint condition,
All porcelain.
Shysters be tryin' to grip me tight,
Callin' me rarity type, limited edition.
But I be fed up,
Done with them wiggly-ass snakes.
Slither in, sista', real quick,
Then busta' done in two or three shakes.
Now I flow to a new beat,
She got the moves, grit, and stride.
Got that strap, that milk, and that cake,
Keeps bae fed, satisfies my appetite.
I got a Butch bitch,
Straight off the block.
Look at me sideways,
And she'll fuck ya up quick, real talk.
Yeah,
Butch bitch,
Know how to be all sensitive, then
Strap it on and
Tear it up, kinda hit.
My Butch bitch,
Straight off the block.
Look at me sideways,
And she'll fuck ya up quick, real talk.
Yeah,
Butch bitch,
Know how to be all sensitive, then
Strap it on and
Tear it up, kinda hit.
My Butchy the fuckin' baddest,
Eat it like she needs the calories.
My muff piggy wanna be the fattest,
That's my motherfuckin'
Butch bitch.
Uh,
Uh,
It's your hardcore bitch,
Elevated taste, craving new thangs.
Like a soft chick itch,
Call her mama's lil' Barbie,
Blow-up dolly.
She be callin' me big poppa,
When she put the shake in, ride on my body.
Know what this Butch can do that you can't,
Get the sensitive moan, then chick have a heart attack.
Creamin' like butta', cums a few times, facts.
What's you got, 'igga?
Itty-bitty prize that lasts ten seconds max.
Take lessons from Butch,
I'ma call your ass cracka' jack.
An' who you lookin' at all crooked, foo'?
I lay it down betta' then 'igga ever could do.
I could take yours, too,
Pussy party, attitude adjustment, 'n' send her back to you.
Missin' Butchy, cravin' cookie, 'bout to skip out on you,
But I ain't got the mental for a double date.
I got mines, stays in line, knows her place.
I got a Pajarica fix,
Stoop-grown barrio baddie,
Got the cholos droolin', begging for a lick.
She got an in on the line,
Moves weight like she the MTA ride.
Yeah,
Pajarica fix,
Classy when it counts.
Strap it up,
Put it dead-eyed, then bounce.
Uh,
My Pajarica the fuckin' baddest,
Munchin' on this taco.
Call her ice cold 'cause she be stalking nacho,
That's my motherfuckin'
Pajarica fix.
Uh.
Ohhh, my Butchy keeps it real stern,
Rub her cho-cholita left again.
She get all Lori Lightfoot on the quick,
Glock hot with that Chicago fire burn.
Ouch,
But my Butchy never gonna bounce.
She be intellectual and such,
Primed dyke and universitied up.
Knows the legislation,
Pounds the puta like a gavel.
Judge Judy style, prison style, rehabilitation,
And Pajarica here to learn capitol.
I got a Butch bitch,
Straight off the block.
Look at me sideways,
And she'll fuck ya up quick, real talk.
Yeah,
Butch bitch,
Know how to be all sensitive, then
Strap it on and
Tear it up, kinda hit.
I got a Butch bitch,
Straight off the block.
Look at me sideways,
And she'll fuck ya up quick, real talk.
Yeah,
Butch bitch,
Know how to be all sensitive, then
Strap it on and
Tear it up, kinda hit.
My Butchy the fuckin' baddest,
Eat it like she needs the calories.
My muff piggy wanna be the fattest,
That's my motherfuckin'
Butch bitch.
Damn, he be movin' all squirrely on the real,
Paranoid and all quick.
Like he tryin' to dig a hole to hide the nut in,
Kinda deal.
The fuck?
Rodent, bye.
Got myself a pussy, ain't no stray.
She glides in, takes her time in it,
Purring like a motor while she dining
On this fancy feast.
Be like she signed a lease and movin' in,
Signed the dotted line,
Now she stay dinin' in.
She keep it squeaky clean,
Gets her twitchin' when I bring out the freak.
Spit on a chick, get all mean.
Yeah, uh.
I got my Pajarica fix,
Stoop-grown barrio baddie,
Got the cholos droolin', begging for a lick.
She got an in on the line,
Moves weight like she the MTA ride.
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Pajarica fix,
Classy when it counts.
Strap it up,
Put it dead-eyed, then bounce.
Uh,
My Pajarica the fuckin' baddest,
Munchin' on this taco.
Call her ice cold 'cause she be stalking nacho,
That's my motherfuckin'
Pajarica fix.
Uh.
I got a Butch bitch,
Straight off the block.
Look at me sideways,
And she'll fuck ya up quick, real talk.
Yeah,
Butch bitch,
Know how to be all sensitive, then
Strap it on and
Tear it up, kinda hit.
I got a Butch bitch,
Straight off the block.
Look at me sideways,
And she'll fuck ya up quick, real talk.
Yeah,
Butch bitch,
Know how to be all sensitive, then
Strap it on and
Tear it up, kinda hit.
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Official lyric video for "Victim Playing (feat. JAYJ)"
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LYRICS:
Showed resilience again and again
Back summer fifteen, just a pad and pen
They didn’t fuck with me, that didn't stop me then
Coulda played victim, but I worked instead
Fuck the whole system, imma get revenge
You don’t get shit done if you play defense
Whole clique two faced, fuck ya lame ass friends
It was all love then, but I changed since
Fuck you and your toxic ends
I don’t ever wanna make amends
You know I don’t play pretend
So let’s stop acting like we’re friends
I beat up the pussy, I do it again
She wanna come in the back of the Benz
Only if you bring a couple of friends (whoa, whoa)
When they tell me to do it, I do it like Steve
I make this money, I do it with ease
I’m in the club and I do what I please (yeah, yeah)
All this resilience
Just so that you could play the victim
Fuck the whole
You don’t get shit done
Showed resilience again and again
Back summer fifteen, just a pad and pen
They didn’t fuck with me, that didn't stop me then
Coulda played victim, but I worked instead
Fuck the whole system, imma get revenge
You don’t get shit done if you play defense
Whole clique two faced, fuck ya lame ass friends
It was all love then, but I changed since
Say you changed, Okay
Fuck you friends, two faced
Read your bluff, unfazed
Leveled headed, I stay
The weak gon die, and real gon rumble
Eat that shit when the cookie crumble
Me and my brother been doing the hustle (whoa, whoa)
Feins got higher, supply dead fire
Counting this money, eyes get wider
I'm in the jungle with lions and tigers (yeah, yeah)
All this nostalgia
I’ve been feeling so lost without ya
Fuck these other hoes
You’re the one I know
Showed resilience again and again
Back summer fifteen, just a pad and pen
They didn’t fuck with me, that didn't stop me then
Coulda played victim, but I worked instead
Fuck the whole system, imma get revenge
You don’t get shit done if you play defense
Whole clique two faced, fuck ya lame ass friends
It was all love then, but I changed since
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Trey Songz - Chi Chi feat. Chris Brown (Official Audio)
Lyrics:
[Intro]
Got, got it on smash
Got, got it on smash
[Chorus: Chris Brown & Trey Songz]
Pull up in that Bentley GT
Skrrt, skrrt, beep, beep
Girl, meet me in my bed
I'ma go down eat, eat
Ride them chi chis
Know I'ma skeet, skeet, oh yeah, baby
Got me on repeat, bitch wanna freak me
Girl, I know you ain't from 'round here
Shut up, shut up, make you cum easy
What up? What up? Pussy come easy
[Verse 1: Trey Songz]
She gon' make me go insane when I
Kiss ya lips, kiss ya shit
Spit on it
Girl I'ma let you feel that drip, feel that drip
Don't let me think or analyze
Swirl that tip, slow motion on the side
Take that dick
Don't give me lip, girl
When you're laying on your stomach
And I grip them hips tights
Don't you think 'bout running from me
When I slip inside
[Chorus: Chris Brown & Trey Songz]
Pull up in that Bentley GT
Skrrt, skrrt, beep, beep
Girl, meet me in my bed
I'ma go down eat, eat
Ride them chi chis
Know I'ma skeet, skeet, oh yeah, baby
Got me on repeat, bitch wanna freak me
Girl, I know you ain't from 'round here
Shut up, shut up, make you cum easy
What up? What up? Pussy come easy
[Verse 2: Chris Brown]
They don't, they don't know, Papi chulo
Runnin' up a check, you see it
They don't, they don't go
Dame Culo, 'cause you know my shit amazin'
They don't want no smoke, want no smoke
Bitches wanna have a nigga baby
She get down on all fours, hop on the pole
A hunnid more minutes
Baby I'm 'bout to give you rounds so wild
Bump and grindin', it's the perfect timing
I'ma turn you out, no lyin'
You gon' see
[Chorus: Chris Brown & Trey Songz]
Pull up in that Bentley GT
Skrrt, skrrt, beep, beep
Girl, meet me in my bed
I'ma go down eat, eat
Ride them chi chis
Know I'ma skeet, skeet, oh yeah, baby
Got me on repeat, bitch wanna freak me
Girl, I know you ain't from 'round here
Shut up, shut up, make you cum easy
What up? What up? Pussy come easy
[Outro: Trey Songs & Chris Brown]
Make you cum
Pussy come, pussy come, pussy come easy
Make you cum
Pu-pu-pussy comes easy
Make you cum
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And so between them both, you see,
They licked the platter clean.
Jack Sprat could eat no sweets
His wife could eat no fruits,
But what they held together
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Jack Sprat could drink no cola
His wife could drink no water
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Roz welcomes back comedian and writer Nori Reed to discuss the spooky lore of Kenyon College (allegedly America’s most haunted campus), Nori’s take on conspiracy theories, and whether Gen Z is the most psychic generation.
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Subscribe 👉 http://9Soci.al/L72O50GjSJY | Aussie hero Daniel McConnell recounts how he helped police catch a vandal in nothing but his jocks. Transcription by request below:
Daniel:
Ohhh well it's really quite funny I was, I was in bed sleepin' at ahhh 2'o'clock this mornin' me wife comes in and says: "Ohhh the shops been, ahhhh, someone ran into the shop!" And I said "Oooahhhh what!?"
So aahhh I jumped outta bed and all I had was me undies on and I've walked out the front and I seen ahhh the car smashed and I seen the bloke walkin' back to the car! And so I've walked outside and I said "Oahhh whatayadoin' mate!? Like, ya can't be leavin' the scene," and he goes "Don't be a hero mate," and I said "I'm not tryna be a hero, but the police are commin'," and he just decided he'd scoot up the road and I just said "Naahh it's not goin' on like that mate."
So I jumped in me car and I started chasing him up the road and then he went down a side street and then the police were commin' and I flashed them and sent them off in the direction of him, but MATE, all I had was me jocks on and I was chasin' him up the street and I'm just like "MATE, LIKE!"
Reporter: Because you told me this is your mates shop and you didn't want him to get away?
Daniel:
"Yeah, nah, nah. It's it's well it's me mates mums had this shop for like forty odd years, and ahh, look at it. Look at it!
Reporter:
It's a mess isn't it?
Daniel:
Beyond a mess! Oohh well like, words can't explain how it is mate, like.
Reporter:
Now Daniel you've managed to put some pants on in the meantime.
Daniel:
Yeah mate hahah.
Reporter:
That's good to hear. Do you feel like a hero?
Daniel:
Ohhh, well not really it's just somethin' you gotta do for the community mate. It's like you look after your mates and your mates'll always look after you.
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TODAY
From Stanley Kubricks Full Metal Jacket. This is the OTHER hooker scene quoted. No embedding because of copyright issues.
00:00:17:05 00:00:19:09 Ten-hut.
00:00:21:05 00:00:22:17 -All right. -My, oh, my.
00:00:22:21 00:00:25:19 -Good morning, little schoolgirl. -Look at this lady.
00:00:25:23 00:00:28:01 I'm a little schoolboy too.
00:00:28:10 00:00:29:17 My, my, my.
00:00:30:07 00:00:33:14 -What you got there, chief? -Do you want number one fucky?
00:00:34:18 00:00:37:14 Hey, any of you boys want number one fucky?
00:00:37:19 00:00:40:04 I'm so horny, I can't even get a piece of hand.
00:00:40:08 00:00:43:13 -Me want sucky. -Sucky, fucky, smoke cigarette in her pussy.
00:00:43:17 00:00:46:07 She give you everything you want, long time.
00:00:46:12 00:00:50:10 Everything you want. Hey, how much there, chief?
00:00:50:14 00:00:52:20 -Fifteen dollars each. -No.
00:00:55:05 00:00:57:20 Fifteen dollar beaucoup money.
00:00:58:01 00:00:59:07 Five dollar each.
00:00:59:11 00:01:01:06 Come on, she love you good.
00:01:01:10 00:01:02:23 Boom-boom long time.
00:01:03:03 00:01:04:20 -Ten dollars. -Five dollars.
00:01:05:00 00:01:06:12 No. Ten dollars.
00:01:06:15 00:01:08:20 Be glad to trade you some ARVlN rifles.
00:01:09:00 00:01:11:20 Ain't never been fired and only dropped once.
00:01:12:18 00:01:14:12 Okay, $5. You give me.
00:01:14:16 00:01:17:00 -Okay, okay. -All right.
00:01:18:07 00:01:19:15 Let's get mounted.
00:01:25:01 00:01:26:15 Something wrong there, chief?
00:01:26:19 00:01:28:18 She says no boom-boom with soul brother.
00:01:28:22 00:01:30:12 What the motherfuck?
00:01:30:16 00:01:33:04 She says soul brother too beaucoup, too beaucoup.
00:01:33:09 00:01:34:17 What is this, man?
00:01:34:21 00:01:39:22 I think what he's trying to tell you is you black boys pack too much meat.
00:01:40:22 00:01:43:15 Too beaucoup, too beaucoup.
00:01:43:19 00:01:45:11 Oh, shit.
00:01:45:15 00:01:49:08 This baby-san looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
00:01:49:12 00:01:52:14 She say too beaucoup, too beaucoup.
00:01:52:18 00:01:54:16 Excuse me, ma'am.
00:01:55:09 00:01:57:09 What we have here, little yellow sister...
00:01:57:13 00:02:02:00 ... is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake.
00:02:02:05 00:02:04:18 But it ain't too goddamn beaucoup.
00:02:05:19 00:02:07:17 Okay, okay.
00:02:08:10 00:02:10:09 Okay, okay.
00:02:11:18 00:02:14:00 All right. Yeah. This is my boogie.
00:02:14:04 00:02:16:09 -Hey, we need a batting order. -I'm going first.
00:02:16:13 00:02:19:22 Back off, white bread. Don't get between a dog and his meat.
00:02:20:03 00:02:23:10 All fucking niggers must fucking hang.
00:02:23:14 00:02:26:17 -Hey, Animal, man. -You son of a--
00:02:26:21 00:02:31:00 Hey, hey, I won't be long. I'll skip the foreplay.
00:02:31:05 00:02:33:12 -I don't want it after you, man. -Fuck you.
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Paulitoo
Because sharing is caring, dude.
I don't own anything but the video and the work for porting the model from Bully: Scholarship Edition to MMD.
CREDITS:
Motion + Camera is by masterchief2021 (edited by me)! Link:
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Jerry Model is ported by me, UplayR94 aka Tung-kun:
http://tung-kun.deviantart.com/art/MMD-Bully-Jerry-638261250
Stage is by MMD3DCGParts: http://mmd3dcgparts.deviantart.com/art/MMD-Stage-38-485901077
Cookie is by salutcoucou:
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[Intro]
Hmm
It's like, I don't care about nothin' man
Roll another blunt, yeah (Ohh ohh ohh)
Aw, cool
La da da da-da-da La, da daaa
La da da da (Lemme sing this song)
La da da da (Yeah)
La da da daaa
[Verse 1]
I was gonna clean my room until I got high (Ooh ooh ooh)
I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high
My room is still messed up, and I know why (Why man?)
[Chorus]
(Yeah hey)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(La-da-da da da da-da-da da)
[Verse 2]
I was gonna go to class before I got high (C'mon y'all, check it out)
I could'a cheated, and I could'a passed, but I got high, uh, uh
Now I'm taking it next semester and I know why (Why man?)
[Chorus]
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(Go to the next one, go to the next one; Backaaa)
[Verse 3]
I was gonna go to work but then I got high (Ooh ooh ooh)
I just got a new promotion, but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why (Why man?)
[Chorus]
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(La-da-da da da da da)
[Verse 4]
I was gonna go to court before I got high (Ooh ooh ooh)
I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high (No you wasn't, yeah)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why (Why man?)
[Chorus]
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(La-da-da da da da da)
[Verse 5]
I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high
I'm serious (Ooh ooh ooh)
I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why (Why man?)
[Chorus]
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(La-da-da da da da da)
[Verse 6]
I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
Now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (Why man?)
[Chorus]
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
[Verse 7]
I was gonna make love to you (Oh) but then I got high
I'm serious (Ooh ooh ooh)
I was gonna eat yo' pussy too (Ooh) but then I got high
(He trippin', he trippin')
Now I'm jacking off (AAH) and I know why (Turn that shit off)
[Chorus]
'Cause I got high (Keep going)
Because I got high (Do that over, do that over, next one)
Because I got high (Go, go, go, go)
(La-da-da da da da da)
[Verse 8]
I messed up my entire life because I got high
(Go, go, go, go)
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
(Say what? Say what? Say what? Say what?)
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (Why man?)
[Chorus]
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(La-da-da da da da da)
[Verse 9]
I'm-a stop singing this song because I'm high (Backaaa)
(Raise the ceiling, baby)
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
(Bring it back, bring it back)
And if I don't sell one copy, I'll know why (Why man?)
[Chorus]
Yeah, hey
'Cause I'm high
'cause I'm high
'Cause I'm high (Are you really that high?)
La da da da da da, La da da da, (He really is high, man)
[Bridge]
Shoop de shooby doo-wop
Get jiggy wit it, skibbidy bee bop diddy do wahhh
'Cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high
(Hey where the cluck at cuz)
[Verse 10]
Well my name is Afroman, and I'm from East Palmdale (East Palmdale)
And all the tumbleweed I be smokin' is bomb as hell (Excellent delivery)
I don't believe in Hitler, that's what I said (Oh my goodness)
Yes, so all of you skins (Skins) please give me more head (mwahahaha)
[Outro]
(Backaaa) Afro- mutha fuckin m-a-n (M-a-nnnnnn)
A, e, i, o, u (A, e, i, o, u), and sometimes W (Hahahahaha)
We ain't gonna sell none of these muthafuckin' albums cuz
Let's go back to Marshall Durbin and hang some mo chickens, cuz
Fuck it
Fuck the corporate world, biatch
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Also known as a Toe Biter, these Water Bugs pack one seriously powerful chomp. Using their beak like appendage they inject a strong enzyme into their prey to consume them from the inside out! They also use this same tactic to ward off predators, or in this case a Coyote Peterson…
Get ready to see Coyote face his fears and brave the bite he has dreaded since his childhood!
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Brave Wilderness
This ME! is fake
Not the real one, I made a YTP of the real ME!
Lyrics:
I'm a country bitch
I like that cock in my butt
I spend my day on the farm
Eating chicken a lot
My daddy calls me squirrel
Cause I always swallow his nut
I'm a country bitch
I like that cock in my butt
You're sucking her dick
And all you think about is me (x2)
I know you want these titties
I know you wanna see (x2)
You're digging up her pussy
Still thinking bout me (x2)
I know you want these titties
I know you wanna see (x2)
So keep digging, digging, digging
And maybe in her pussy hole
You will find me
Keep digging, digging, digging
And maybe in her pussy hole
You will find me
I see you
Little country bitch
Sitting with your pigs
Your neck is so pretty
And I really like your titty
Do you wanna leave the farm and go to the city?
I can be your daddy, sis
Let me rub your tummy
You can be my pretty bitch
You can be my mommy
My penis is Bread
Your pussy is Salami
Haha, I'm so funny (x2)
Video:
WowPoops (Taylor's Version)
The show kicks off with Larry King introducing Opie & Anthony after their summer vacations. Opie returned from the Outer Banks and dealt with Hurricane Irene, losing power for five days and dealing with looters at his rental beach house. Anthony faced the hurricane aftermath on Long Island with generator headaches. Jimmy was notably absent from vacation discussions.
The crew discusses their vacation experiences in detail:
00:00:00 - Larry King intro and opening segment
00:05:00 - Opie's Outer Banks evacuation and hurricane experience
00:15:00 - Anthony's Long Island power outage and generator issues
00:25:00 - Opie's rental house looted, disputes with rental company
00:35:00 - Hurricane preparation and NYC mayor Bloomberg criticism
00:45:00 - Kenny's cruise ship vacation with near-drowning incident
01:05:00 - Kenny saves elderly woman in hot tub, ship details
01:20:00 - Erock's cruise ship vacation begins
01:40:00 - Erock's wife's difficult flight arrangements during hurricane
02:00:00 - Erock's cruise photos and Facebook updates
02:15:00 - Erock's hair experiment with Sun-In product
02:30:00 - Erock's spa treatments: massages, facials, acupuncture
02:50:00 - Erock's embarrassing electrocution treatment at spa
03:00:00 - Baseball home run calls from John Sterling
03:10:00 - Travis evacuated to Anthony's house during hurricane
03:20:00 - After-show with Sam Roberts discussing vacation stories
03:45:00 - Sam's 28th birthday and toy collection mockery
04:00:00 - Final birthday calls and Ron & Fez transition
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Never Off Air — Archiving the Opie & Anthony XM era (2004-2014).
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Never Off Air